Me: Um…. I have something to tell you…
You: Really? What?
Me: *Awkward Silence
You: What?? $#!!&*
Me: Okay, okay….*Deep Breath*…I wear glasses!
Pause for silence.
You: No you don’t.
Me: Yes I do!!
You: No you don’t!!
Me: Yes I DO!! See…
PS) I’m really much more blind that I think I am – I really should be wearing my glasses ALL the time and as I’m sitting here typing they are tucked safely away in my bag and I’m staring at a lovely blur that I can kind of make out. I wear them all the time at home to read, sew, watch T.V, see movies etc and I must wear them when I drive (says so on my license - well from what I can see of it, tehee). However, as soon as I’m in public I have this really weird thing about wearing them, if I’m walking around with them on I feel strange, for absolutely no reason. Everything is so much brighter with them on and sometimes it’s almost too bright for my poor little eyes.
I do have contacts but they are a pain to get in, in the first place and then they make my eyes all dry and sore – I can’t have them in for too long or I get sleepy, and they are expensive!! I have to get special ones because my eyes are shaped weirdly.
PPS) I’m not sure if there will be a “Jen Writes a Bad Script" Part 2 or Part 3.
PPPS) I should totally quit my day job and write scripts – don’t you think?
PPPPS) You guys are far too lovely for words - you inspire me so much every day and make me feel all warm and happy when I read your comments :)
PPPPPS) Okay, that’s just me pushing it!! I’m going now.